Auntie Lita: 
Ok, what we got over here?   Drinking water, good, flashlight and batteries.  Toilet paper!!!  Portable radio, first aid kit, good.  Can opener, check, granola bars, rice, good.  Spam and tuna, oh that's my favorite, ok, and the candles, and the matches.  Ok, alright now don’t forget to make your own, and rotate everything so that nothing gets old, ok. 

Niece: 
Auntie, what you mean make our own???  What is this??? 

Auntie Lita:'
This is mine, you don’t expect me to do everything for you.  Now put this in the car.  Now.